Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did I show you my penis last night?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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