Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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