he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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