you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
now i know why i became what i already was.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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