This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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