Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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