I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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