all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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