Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
PANTIES FOUND
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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