the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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