So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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