Nicole vs. Life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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