Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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