did you get engaged???
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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