when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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