Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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