I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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