yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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