I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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