like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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