Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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