I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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