I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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