I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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