Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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