Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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