Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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