Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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