Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
NoShamevember. You game?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
