i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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