she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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