i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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