Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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