I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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