maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
