i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
3pm strippers are depressing
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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