we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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