yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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