OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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