S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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