We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I will be naked everywhere
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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