yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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