oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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