are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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