I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i permit you to call me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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