Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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