I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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