i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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