Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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