Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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