This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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