I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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