Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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